OK, COOL.

Passive aggression isn't half bad.

loving
Jesus.
is what I'm here to do.

even though i obsess over
John Mayer, Keith Urban, Foo Fighters, and Thrice like i'm their biological mother.

Philosophical Anarchist. Political Agnostic. So... Smash the state! But I can wait.

i don't take myself seriously, but if you mess up, rest assured I WILL MAKE IT A BIG DEAL.

I say LOLZ a lot. LOLZ.

levelfivelaserlotus:

chrstphrbtchr:

Easily my favorite Abed moment in all three seasons.
WELL

Maybe Abed as Batman using his grappling hook. 
OR Abed trying to saw Jeff’s arm off. 

There’s too many great Abed moments to remember them all even. I think maybe my personal favorite was when Cougar Town being pushed to mid-season “broke” him.

give me some rope
tie me to dream
give me the hope to run out of steam
somebody said it could be here
we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year

but i love you more than words can say
i can’t count the reasons i should stay
one by one they all just fade away

i’m tired of the wait and sees
i’m tired of that part of me
that makes up a perfect lie
to keep us between
but hours turn into days
so watch what you throw away
and be here to recognize
there’s another way

(Source: harmonisgenius, via communitythings)

  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.